Saturday, January 02, 2010
More Martian insanity
Not again. Yes, again.
Fox's Comrade Greg Jarrett, reporting from Nigeria, is still SHOCKED SHOCKED SHOCKED that Abdul bin Underpants was a rich boy. He talks with several Nigerians who try to teach him rationality, try to tell him that poor folks in Nigeria (as elsewhere) don't have the spare mental energy to engage in ideological radicalism. They try to tell him that Mohammedans and Christians get along in a place like Nigeria because they're stuck together in a difficult situation.
[Later thought: Maybe we should all be listening more to Nigerians. Seems like they're doing something right!]
Comrade Jarrett turns it all upside down, as only a Goldmansachsian "journalist" can manage:
"Just another reminder that not all terror suspects are angry with the West because they believe they have no chance at a better life."
Where in the fuck does this absolute unearthly insanity come from? NOT ALL "terror suspects"? Have ANY "terror suspects" ever been angry at the West for that reason? Not one. That reason comes purely from the wild diseased imagination of Goldmansachsian elites.
In fact most "terror suspects" are angry because they are inadequate sons of successful fathers. This anger is turned against the West by jihadist preachers, who (as Mark Steyn points out) are mainly IN the West, in places like Dearborn and London. So, if we really want to slow down this particular movement, we should be bombing those mosques instead of fucking around in unrelated distant places like Afghanistan and Yemen.
Thus by simple logic, plus Polistra's Law of Inferred Intent:
1. We are not bombing or even closing mosques in the West, nor are we attempting to stop jihadis from infiltrating our Army, our CIA, and our airplanes.
2. Instead, we are making those infiltrations perfectly easy, by disarming, silencing, suing, publicly ridiculing, and strapping down all citizens who might be inclined to obstruct those infiltrations. Simultaneously we continue to fuck around in distant places.
3. All of this action is guaranteed to accelerate jihad, not slow it down.
4. Therefore, our government INTENDS to accelerate jihad.
5. Therefore, our government, under Bush and Obama, is Sheikh Osama's most effective suicide jihadi. ¶ 2:05 PM
Fox's Comrade Greg Jarrett, reporting from Nigeria, is still SHOCKED SHOCKED SHOCKED that Abdul bin Underpants was a rich boy. He talks with several Nigerians who try to teach him rationality, try to tell him that poor folks in Nigeria (as elsewhere) don't have the spare mental energy to engage in ideological radicalism. They try to tell him that Mohammedans and Christians get along in a place like Nigeria because they're stuck together in a difficult situation.
[Later thought: Maybe we should all be listening more to Nigerians. Seems like they're doing something right!]
Comrade Jarrett turns it all upside down, as only a Goldmansachsian "journalist" can manage:
"Just another reminder that not all terror suspects are angry with the West because they believe they have no chance at a better life."
Where in the fuck does this absolute unearthly insanity come from? NOT ALL "terror suspects"? Have ANY "terror suspects" ever been angry at the West for that reason? Not one. That reason comes purely from the wild diseased imagination of Goldmansachsian elites.
In fact most "terror suspects" are angry because they are inadequate sons of successful fathers. This anger is turned against the West by jihadist preachers, who (as Mark Steyn points out) are mainly IN the West, in places like Dearborn and London. So, if we really want to slow down this particular movement, we should be bombing those mosques instead of fucking around in unrelated distant places like Afghanistan and Yemen.
Thus by simple logic, plus Polistra's Law of Inferred Intent:
1. We are not bombing or even closing mosques in the West, nor are we attempting to stop jihadis from infiltrating our Army, our CIA, and our airplanes.
2. Instead, we are making those infiltrations perfectly easy, by disarming, silencing, suing, publicly ridiculing, and strapping down all citizens who might be inclined to obstruct those infiltrations. Simultaneously we continue to fuck around in distant places.
3. All of this action is guaranteed to accelerate jihad, not slow it down.
4. Therefore, our government INTENDS to accelerate jihad.
5. Therefore, our government, under Bush and Obama, is Sheikh Osama's most effective suicide jihadi. ¶ 2:05 PM
