Friday, January 22, 2010
Loony, loony, loony, fishy, fishy, fishy
Headline: "Oregon Plagued by Steelhead"
And why?
Because the Steelhead Trout is classified as Endangered by the government-funded terrorist organization EPA.
But wait! I thought the Endangered Species Act was supposed to recover endangered species, not kill them???? Shouldn't we be wonderfully happy that the Steelhead Trout has not only recovered but boomed????
No, we are not happy.
Why are we not happy?
Because the wonderfully numerous fish are not from the Royal Fish Family. These Common Vulgar Peasant Plebeian Steelheads, bred in Common Vulgar Peasant Hatcheries, are crowding out the Royal Aristocratic Wild Old-Growth Steelheads. Therefore we must spend tremendous resources to DESTROY the Plebeian Steelheads, who are not of Noble Blood. Only the Royal Aristocratic Wild Old-Growth Steelheads are protected.
If you can make any sense of this, you belong in an insane asylum. ¶ 11:01 AM
A thick run of early winter steelhead is returning to hatcheries on six of Oregon’s North Coast rivers through the end of January.
If anglers miss them the first time, fish managers plan to trap them, truck them downstream and “recycle” the fish for another run past anglers’ hooks.
“We have a pile of steelhead showing up in some of these rivers,” said Oregon Fish and Wildlife biologist Robert Bradley, noting that the run will be over by the end of the month.
“We really don’t want these fish spawning in the wild. We want them caught.”
And why?
Because the Steelhead Trout is classified as Endangered by the government-funded terrorist organization EPA.
But wait! I thought the Endangered Species Act was supposed to recover endangered species, not kill them???? Shouldn't we be wonderfully happy that the Steelhead Trout has not only recovered but boomed????
No, we are not happy.
Why are we not happy?
Because the wonderfully numerous fish are not from the Royal Fish Family. These Common Vulgar Peasant Plebeian Steelheads, bred in Common Vulgar Peasant Hatcheries, are crowding out the Royal Aristocratic Wild Old-Growth Steelheads. Therefore we must spend tremendous resources to DESTROY the Plebeian Steelheads, who are not of Noble Blood. Only the Royal Aristocratic Wild Old-Growth Steelheads are protected.
If you can make any sense of this, you belong in an insane asylum. ¶ 11:01 AM
