Coffee makes you crazy?
No, it doesn't.
Daniel Noble, plainly crazy to begin with, mowed down two pedestrians at WSU a few days ago. Both were significantly but not mortally injured. Now Noble's attorney is trying to claim that he was "intoxicated on caffeine." Safe bet: the defense won't work.
Dan Lahann, a friend of Noble, said the alleged incident was out of character.
"We went to the ballet yesterday, he seemed perfectly normal," Lahann said.
Hmm. 31-year-old male. Went to ballet. "Seemed perfectly normal" to friend.
Tells us all we need to know. (See
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