Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Old psychiatrist joke.
CNN visits Dr. Weintraub for a psychiatric evaluation.
Dr. W: I'm going to show you a series of ink blots, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind. Here's the first one....
CNN: I see the Ku Klux Klan!!!! I see Bull Connor beating innocent Persons Of Color in Selma, Alabama in 1963! Run, run, run! It's the Klan!!!
Dr. W: Ooookayyy, now let's look at this picture.....
CNN: I see the Ku Klux Klan!!!! I see Bull Connor beating innocent Persons Of Color in Selma, Alabama in 1963! Run, run, run! It's the Klan!!!
Dr. W: Hmmmmmm. Now this one......
CNN: I see the Ku Klux Klan!!!! I see Bull Connor beating innocent Persons Of Color in Selma, Alabama in 1963! Run, run, run! It's the Klan!!!
Dr. W: Um, it seems that you have an obsession. Most people see a variety of things in the blots: houses, cars, forests, people having sex, congressmen questioning the President. But every picture suggests the same thing in your mind.
CNN: Obsession!!!! What do you mean obsession!!!!! You're the racist!!!!! Racist, racist, racist, racist!!!!! Help!!!! I'm being held hostage by Bull Connor!!!!!!! ¶ 2:23 PM
Dr. W: I'm going to show you a series of ink blots, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind. Here's the first one....
CNN: I see the Ku Klux Klan!!!! I see Bull Connor beating innocent Persons Of Color in Selma, Alabama in 1963! Run, run, run! It's the Klan!!!
Dr. W: Ooookayyy, now let's look at this picture.....
CNN: I see the Ku Klux Klan!!!! I see Bull Connor beating innocent Persons Of Color in Selma, Alabama in 1963! Run, run, run! It's the Klan!!!
Dr. W: Hmmmmmm. Now this one......
CNN: I see the Ku Klux Klan!!!! I see Bull Connor beating innocent Persons Of Color in Selma, Alabama in 1963! Run, run, run! It's the Klan!!!
Dr. W: Um, it seems that you have an obsession. Most people see a variety of things in the blots: houses, cars, forests, people having sex, congressmen questioning the President. But every picture suggests the same thing in your mind.
CNN: Obsession!!!! What do you mean obsession!!!!! You're the racist!!!!! Racist, racist, racist, racist!!!!! Help!!!! I'm being held hostage by Bull Connor!!!!!!! ¶ 2:23 PM
