Man bites dog 2
Last week I mentioned a strange story about an Authentic African-American who viciously attacked a dog for no reason. The dog, a little Pekingese type, was sitting inside a car with the windows closed. The Authentic African-American broke a window, pulled the dog out by its leash, and slammed the dog repeatedly against the sidewalk. The Authentic African-American then ran away. Police have identified him as Michael Jones, but haven't caught him yet. Since the home base of gangs is in California, presumably he returned there. Unlikely that he'll be caught; guaranteed that he won't serve any time. The dog is still in dubious condition, possibly recovering but somewhat shaky.

This week a different story with a very different ending. A white dickhead named Jason Poss (why are most white dickheads named either Jason or Travis?) went on an early-morning rampage in Northeast Spokane. He walked into a house and started beating a woman with his skateboard, while brandishing a butcher knife. When the family dog came toward him, he slashed the dog. Police found him; he then threatened the cops with the knife and they eliminated him from the genepool, thank heaven. (I'm especially glad, in a vicarious way, to see a skateboarding asshole taken out.)

The woman and the dog are both recovering well, thank heaven.

The usual Communist organizations (Peace and Justice, ACLU, etc.) are ginning up their usual drumbeat of "police brutality", but they probably won't get much traction since Dickhead Poss is white and his victims are white. Nothing for Enemy Agent Jesse Jackson or Enemy of All Humanity Morris Dees to grab hold of.

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Oops, Preposition At End Of Sentence Alert!!!!

Two corrections to make the piece readable by conservatives:

1. I'm especially glad, in a vicarious way, to see out which a skateboarding asshole taken.

2. Nothing of which for Enemy Agent Jesse Jackson or Enemy of All Humanity Morris Dees to grab hold.
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