Thursday, November 06, 2008
Chuck Norris
NRO notes that Chuck Norris endorsed Prop 8 in California.
It occurs to me: this belongs at the top of the list of Chuck Norris jokes, based on the idea of an impossibly powerful man.
Some existing examples:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
[My nerdy favorite:]
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Now we can add:
Chuck Norris persuaded California to pass a law against gay marriage.
You really can't get more powerful than that. ¶ 10:38 AM
It occurs to me: this belongs at the top of the list of Chuck Norris jokes, based on the idea of an impossibly powerful man.
Some existing examples:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
[My nerdy favorite:]
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Now we can add:
Chuck Norris persuaded California to pass a law against gay marriage.
You really can't get more powerful than that. ¶ 10:38 AM
