Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Darwin wins, "Darwinians" lose
The Spokane NPR station reports this morning [can't find it online yet]:
A long-term study by the federal Fish and Wildlife Service has found the Spotted Fucking Owls are fading out because Barred Owls, which are apparently more aggressive and more fertile, are replacing them.
It has nothing to do with humans.
Repeat, not one fucking thing to do with humans, no fucking connection with habitat.
It's just good old Darwin 101. The more fertile species crowds out the less fertile species.
Needless to say, the fucking EcoMurderers, viciously and illegitimately claiming the mantle of Darwin, want to undo evolution by adding even more habitat protection for the Spotted Fucking Owl. Even though this has nothing to do with habitat, the Spotted Fucking Owl (or maybe I should start calling it the Spotted Not-Fucking-Enough Owl!) has become a Sacrament for the EcoMurderers.
It will be interesting to see how this comes out. Inevitably the EcoMurderers will bring suit to add more protection, and inevitably the Ninth Circuit Black-Robed Saboteurs will end up handling the suit. The Black-Robed Saboteurs will be firmly on the side of the EcoMurderers, sharing their goal of destroying civilization and the human race, but they will have trouble finding a legal basis for their genocide. The Endangered Species Act was designed to favor all other species by killing all humans. It says nothing about favoring one species over another when humans aren't involved. ¶ 8:41 AM
A long-term study by the federal Fish and Wildlife Service has found the Spotted Fucking Owls are fading out because Barred Owls, which are apparently more aggressive and more fertile, are replacing them.
It has nothing to do with humans.
Repeat, not one fucking thing to do with humans, no fucking connection with habitat.
It's just good old Darwin 101. The more fertile species crowds out the less fertile species.
Needless to say, the fucking EcoMurderers, viciously and illegitimately claiming the mantle of Darwin, want to undo evolution by adding even more habitat protection for the Spotted Fucking Owl. Even though this has nothing to do with habitat, the Spotted Fucking Owl (or maybe I should start calling it the Spotted Not-Fucking-Enough Owl!) has become a Sacrament for the EcoMurderers.
It will be interesting to see how this comes out. Inevitably the EcoMurderers will bring suit to add more protection, and inevitably the Ninth Circuit Black-Robed Saboteurs will end up handling the suit. The Black-Robed Saboteurs will be firmly on the side of the EcoMurderers, sharing their goal of destroying civilization and the human race, but they will have trouble finding a legal basis for their genocide. The Endangered Species Act was designed to favor all other species by killing all humans. It says nothing about favoring one species over another when humans aren't involved. ¶ 8:41 AM
