Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Polistra's Earth Day Hint
Use Compact Fluorescent Bulbs in all your light fixtures.
Depending on your life expectancy, Compact Fluorescent Bulbs will save as much as 70 years on your electric bills!!!!
But wait!!!!! There's more!!!!! After you start using Compact Fluorescent Bulbs, you won't have to pay any bills at all!!!! None at all!!!!!
Under the EXpenseless EXistence Plan, you will never have to write another tiresome check for anything, never have to negotiate with those tiresome creditors!
Join the EXpenseless EXistence plan today, and EXperience the EXultation of being an EX-person!!!!!!!
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Kidding aside, folks, this is the real purpose of CF. Polistra's Sixth Law: All consequences of leftist plans are intended. ¶ 12:23 PM
Use Compact Fluorescent Bulbs in all your light fixtures.
Depending on your life expectancy, Compact Fluorescent Bulbs will save as much as 70 years on your electric bills!!!!
But wait!!!!! There's more!!!!! After you start using Compact Fluorescent Bulbs, you won't have to pay any bills at all!!!! None at all!!!!!
Under the EXpenseless EXistence Plan, you will never have to write another tiresome check for anything, never have to negotiate with those tiresome creditors!
Join the EXpenseless EXistence plan today, and EXperience the EXultation of being an EX-person!!!!!!!
= = = = =
Kidding aside, folks, this is the real purpose of CF. Polistra's Sixth Law: All consequences of leftist plans are intended. ¶ 12:23 PM
