Polistra had a dream
Polistra had a dream.
In the dream, she had the magical power to pick up two men and switch their locations and positions in life.
The first man is Hastings Jesus Ogbunkpankwe, a Christian living in a mud hut in Sudan.
The second man is George Walker Bush, an Episcopalian living in a large house in Washington DC.
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Several months have passed since the magic reversal ... Let's see what the two men are doing.
The first man, President Hastings Jesus Ogbunkpankwe, who had seen his family and ancestors enslaved and slaughtered by Mohammedans for many centuries, wasted no time. He observed that the mighty and powerful US Military was wasting its sacred lives on building new facilities for Mohammedans in Iraq, and building "democracies" in several places which will elect Osama's men to office.
Being a direct man, President Hastings Jesus Ogbunkpankwe immediately ordered the US Military to erase Allah from the face of the earth. Good progress has been made; Mecca and Medina are now salty lakes, and the Arabian peninsula has been depopulated and taken over by American and British oil companies.
Being a Christian man, President Hastings Jesus Ogbunkpankwe asked why a supposedly Christian nation was spending tax money to build wudu-washbasins for Mohammedans to wash their feet, while Christians were forbidden to worship or even to pray silently in public places. When he heard the answer, he immediately shipped the ACLU and other Communists to prison camps, deported all Mohammedan imams, placed a careful watch on all other Mohammedans, and dissolved the Senate and the federal courts. Unfortunately, these efforts have borne little fruit in terms of national behavior, because most white American Christians had already surrendered either to Mohammed or to Marx, and no longer remembered how to behave as Christians.
Being a black man, President Hastings Jesus Ogbunkpankwe asked why so many of his fellow black men were wasting their sacred lives on crime and drugs instead of raising Christian families. He found out that black families were once the strictest and most exemplary Christians in the land, but a vicious half-century-long collusion between Communists and Corporations had made American education useless for all children, moved many of the jobs suitable for black men to China, and encouraged black men to behave in pre-Christian tribal ways, living off the government welfare checks of their harems. He then cut off all trade with China and ordered American corporate leaders, on pain of total confiscation of their corporate and personal wealth, to rebuild and resuscitate their factories and assembly lines.
There has been tremendous progress on this front. Turns out that old Henry Ford was right. If you give a man proper work and pay him well for his work, this country will be able to support itself.
Now let's see how the second man is getting along.
Being an aphasic man, Mister George Walker Bush has found gainful employment writing letters like this:
I know you will be surprised to read from me especially from this strange note but please consider this as a request from a family in dear need of assistance. I am MISTER GEORGE WALKER BUSH the only son of MISTER GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH. I am presently residing in SUDAN. Well, I got your informations through a trustworthy information exchange regardings your trustworthiness as such I decided to ask for your assistance to transfer some moneys out of SUDAN into your country and invest wisely. ...