Huckabee
Listening to a C-Span interview with Mike Huckabee, former Ark governor who is running for Pres, or maybe he's actually running for Vice-Pres. I've been trying to figure out what's so odd about this guy, and I finally caught it. He thinks America has been acting too much like a bully. He thinks we need to lose weight and pay attention to our diet. He thinks we need to support art and music in public schools. He thinks everybody needs to Just Get Along. He agrees 10000% with Al Gore on the need to sacrifice the human race to Gaia.
In short, Huckabee is running as a woman.
What we need at this point in history is a man, no matter how he's dressed. And since Romney has gone squishy, the only man among the likely candidates is Hillary.