Wednesday, April 12, 2006
With apologies to Jack Benny
So we have this choice. Should we allow an influx of Mohammedans or Mexicans?
Well, let's examine the pros and cons. With Mexicans we get bad but cheerful art, bad but cheerful music, big families with high morals and a decent work ethic. With Mohammedans we get no music, no art, rape, mutilation, and suicide bombings.
Hmm. Bad music or total destruction. Bad music or total destruction. Let me think.......... ¶ 11:59 AM
So we have this choice. Should we allow an influx of Mohammedans or Mexicans?
Well, let's examine the pros and cons. With Mexicans we get bad but cheerful art, bad but cheerful music, big families with high morals and a decent work ethic. With Mohammedans we get no music, no art, rape, mutilation, and suicide bombings.
Hmm. Bad music or total destruction. Bad music or total destruction. Let me think.......... ¶ 11:59 AM
