Environmentalist's paradise
Hey there eco-freaks!
Hey there Luddites and leftists!
Hey there Mohammedans!
You wanted the 11th Century? You got it!
No evil electricity!
No evil cars!
No evil dams or levees! All breached, just the way you like it!
No evil oil refineries or drilling rigs! All out of commission.
No racist pig cops!
No evil corporate-owned media!
No evil corporations or businesses!
Not even a rich Republican anywhere in sight!
Isn't it romantic?