Constants and variables 108, Kapvernick and Kaevpernaugh edition
Partisans are mud-wrestling about these two men with nearly identical names. I think one of them is in Sports and the other is in Courts. Aside from the beard they look like the same man. I suspect they are the same man, wearing a fake beard for one of his slightly different roles.
The Kavanack or Karpavick who is in Courts is a standard leftist, identical to Bader Ginsburg. Despite this, the alleged "leftists" are battling ferociously to keep him out of the Supreme Demons, and the alleged "rightists" are battling ferociously to put him in the Supreme Demons.
The Krakamak or Kallikak who is in Sports is also a standard leftist. In this case the alleged "leftists" and "rightists" are not inverted.
Both disputes are utterly meaningless. It doesn't matter if Vacupac or Pakasak gets on the team. In Sports as in Courts, there's no such thing as the Home Team. All teams are made up of imported and interchangeable genocidal demons with infinite wealth and status. All "differences" are labels applied to the external container, with an adhesive much weaker than grocery labels.
I can only see one important variable in this mess. The Sports dispute is somewhat cleaner than the Courts dispute. In the Courts dispute both "sides" are acquiring coats of toxic mud that can't be washed off.
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