may well be the ultimate app-killing Self-Explanatory Sentence.
Police said McClain robbed his own store, paid for sex with the prostitute with the Girl Scout money then gave her a bush baby named Gooey as a tip.
The 'rest of the story' would be bad enough by itself, but it's anticlimactic after the first SES.
On March 17, police found Gooey with an out-of-town prostitute at a hotel in the Eugene area. Then, on March 19, Oregon State Police arrested McClain in the parking lot of the OSP office in Albany because he walked out of a porn shop next door to the police department and was apparently under the influence of methamphetamine.
"and was apparently under the influence of meth" is a completely unnecessary phrase.
Later: The one aspect of the story that DOESN'T immediately follow from meth, the one part that really deserves more explanation: Why did the prostitute ACCEPT a little monkey as a tip? Was she Vietnamese?