Hell wants Coburn
The infernal Coburn is at it again. He's putting tremendous energy into ridiculing and mocking
a tiny bit of REAL SCIENCE involving the metabolism of shrimps. This REAL SCIENCE costs the NSF about half a million dollars, comparable to the piglet that Polistra is feeding here.
Meanwhile, Coburn pays ABSOLUTELY NO ATTENTION to the 18 Billion Dollars in the current budget to support Satanic Gaian primitive ooga-booga superstition.
Proportional to the cloven-hoofed monster looming over Polistra.
This, of course, is the ENTIRE REASON for "pork-busting".
Pork-busters get the dumb Repooflican cheerleaders all weewee'd up about tiny and useful
projects that sound silly. Then the politicians are perfectly free
to spend infinite trillions on raw bleeding genocidal evil. Invading countries that didn't attack us, supporting anti-science research explicitly designed to kill all humans,
pouring quadrillions directly into the obscenely fat pockets of Goldman Sachs.
Damn you, Coburn. Damn you a trillion times. Hell wants you, Coburn.
If there's any justice, you'll spend an eternity with your filthy little slot-shaped mouth iron-strapped inside the anus of a giant pig, and everything you breathe and digest for eternity will come through the giant pig's digestive system first.