Diverthity ith tho thweet
Except when it's in my billion-dollar back yard, and then diversity is thimply
horrible!Elton John loves diversity and tolerance. His career depends on diversity and tolerance. But now he finds a community of Gypsy criminals near his mansion, and that's
intolerable!Maurice "Fred" Sines, a racehorse owner who claims Romany heritage, [plans a Gypsy development which] threatens the tranquillity of Old Windsor and Sir Elton's palatial estate, which backs on to the land where the permanent gipsy camp would be built.
The multi-millionaire singer flew into Britain in the middle of last week and is believed to have travelled to his Windsor home with civil partner David Furnish and their son Zachary.
A close friend of the star reacted in horror when alerted to the proposal by the Telegraph.
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Last week angry residents, among them retired bankers, doctors, university professors, senior airline managers and even the secretary of the local "shift and punt" club, who take to the River Thames every week, staged a mass protest.
My, my! Professors, bankers, and rowing clubs! All the usual suspects who call ordinary folks Neanderthal Fascist Nazis when ordinary folks protest the presence of Gypsy criminals.
The background to this: Last year those same professors, bankers and rowing clubs went beyond cussing at normal people. They actually got Parliament to
pass a law that gave special unique aristocratic privileges ("human rights") to Gypsy criminals.
Local residents concerned that gipsies could bring an increase in crime should be given “little weight” in deciding whether or not they can stay.
Fear of crime is not “a legitimate ground on which to withhold planning permission,” the guidance said.
Well, of course. Don't you understand? Fear of crime and fear of crime are not the same thing.
When poor Christians fear Gypsy crime, their fear is Unfear. It does not exist. The poor Christians shall be overruled, and the Gypsy criminals shall be
forced into the midst of the unenlightened Christian folks. But when fairies, intellectuals, Jewish bankers and rich dickheads fear Gypsy crime, that's a
real fear, an
enlightened fear.